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Five simple fucking ingredients in this shit right here. Whip up this high class cocktail when you're feelin sweaty but fancy. And no high-fructose fuckery either. Splash this with some vodka and UNLOCK MAX RELAX MODE.

This recipe has everything: bread, roasted garlic. FUCKING EVERYTHING.

This soup is hearty enough to fight off the last bits of cold weather but the lemon and dill make this shit feel bright and ready for spring. Never cooked with barley? Well this is a solid start for your uneducated ass. 

A creamy, easy as hell salad dressing that comes together faster than your roommate can wash the lettuce.

This jam is more of a scooper than a spreader, if ya pick up what we’re laying down.