Orange Blossom Simple Syrup
In a medium sauce pot, whisk together the sugar and water. Warm this up over a medium high heat, stirring occasionally, until the pot comes to a simmer, about 5 minutes. Stir the pot around to make sure the sugar has completely dissolved into the water then turn off the heat. Stir in the orange blossom water and lemon juice then let it cool down a bit. Transfer to a jar with a tight-fitting lid and store it in the fridge. This should keep for about a month.
Lavender Lemonade
Five simple fucking ingredients in this shit right here. Whip up this high class cocktail when you're feelin sweaty but fancy. And no high-fructose fuckery either. Splash this with some vodka and UNLOCK MAX RELAX MODE.
Stone Fruit Smash
Don’t let summer slip by without sipping on this refreshing sonuvabitch. Plums, plucots, pluots, use whatthefuckever you can find. LEVEL UP YOUR LIBATIONS.
