SPIKED SUMMERTIME SWEET TEA
Bring 7 cups of water to a boil. Add the tea bags and ginger then throw the lid on and let that shit steep for 15 minutes. Now the water should well, look like a giant cup of fucking tea. Fish out the bags and the ginger chunks then stir in the lemon juice, maple syrup, and bourbon if you’re into it. Now stick this in the fridge to cool down.
Once the tea is cool and ready to serve, throw it in a pitcher with some ice. Fill everyone’s glass about ¾ full then top that shit off with some ginger ale and some mint or lemon slices. No ginger ale? Leave it out and this fucker is still delicious.
Mexican Style Grilled Corn aka Elote
Don’t spend your Memorial Day weekend letting your creepy uncle serve limp hot dogs and hockey puck hamburgers.
Cold Mango Soba Noodle Salad
Why do coworkers always ask what you ate for lunch? LEVEL UP YOUR SMALL TALK PATRICK OR GO BACK TO YOUR CORNER IN HR. Anyways, here’s a recipe for a soba noodle salad that's so dope that it’s a worthy steal from the shared fridge.
Poblano Potato Breakfast Tacos
You get 3 opportunities every day to eat tacos, over a week that's 21 chances.
Black Sesame Cold Noodles with Spring Veggies
SWEET TAP DANCING MOSES WHY IS IT SO HOT IN MAY? EARTH, YOU OKAY BUDDY? Keep your core temp down this unusually warm-as-balls spring with a bowl of our cold sesame noodles.