The star of this week’s show is the avocado. We know that mf always costs extra, especially right now, so we came up with this salsa as a way to stretch your avocadollars. It’s not a crypto coin but maybe it should be?
some of y'all asked why we don't have a guac recipe on our site. WELL DAMN it seemed so basic we didn't realize that y'all need your fucking hands held BUT WHATEVER HERE ARE THE BUILDING BLOCKS TO MAKING THE PERFECT GUAC.
SWEET TAP DANCING MOSES WHY IS IT SO HOT IN MAY? EARTH, YOU OKAY BUDDY? Keep your core temp down this unusually warm-as-balls spring with a bowl of our cold sesame noodles.
Burgers are so bland that’s why you basically gotta dress that shit up with a salad after you grill it. CUT OUT THE MIDDLE MEAT AND JUST GRILL A SALAD.
It's that time of year when it's pumpkin spiced everything but you need somethin heartier than a goddamn latte.
straight from our OG site and fan favorite from our first
Stop fucking around with canned sodium soup that's tryna pass itself off as chili. You deserve something heartier, packed with protein, and full of fiber that's affordable.
Have you ever seen the living nightmare mascot for Hamburger Helper? That shit is terrifying. But ya know what's worse than that?
