California Citrus and Almond Salad
First make the dressing: throw those ingredients in a cup and stir that shit until it's all combined. Put that in the fridge until it’s go time.
Put the kale in a big ass bowl and sprinkle it with the salt. Now get in there with your hands and just massage that around for about a minute. The salt is gonna help break down the kale a little so that fibrous fucker isn’t so tough to chew.
Add the romaine, green onions, and cilantro. Drizzle in the dressing and toss until everything looks all coated. Fold in the orange slices, almonds, avocado if you’re using it and then taste. Add more vinegar, cilantro, almonds, whatever the fuck you think it needs then serve immediately.
BOSH! Burger
In case you haven’t been outside lately, summer is here with a goddamn vengeance. Which means it’s burger season. But don’t fire up that rusty ass grill, you’re probably outta propane anyways.
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