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Have you ever seen the living nightmare mascot for Hamburger Helper? That shit is terrifying. But ya know what's worse than that?

Summer is winding down but there’s still some sweet produce left out there. Go grab some goddamn nectarines and make this pasta while you still can, before all-pumpkin-everything season starts.

Got some less-than-fresh veggies taking up valuable real estate in your fridge? Don’t toss them in the trash, roast those bitches. Just because something’s old doesn’t mean it’s worthless so CALL YOUR GRANDPARENTS.

While common in other parts of the world, most of North America keeps yogurt firmly in the sweet category. Let’s change that shit.

Tomatoes are at their peak in late summer and pomodoro isn’t nearly as heavy as most pasta dishes, making this an ideal summertime dinner. So now let’s burn this into your memory banks and you’ll be throwing dinner together in no time.

Ya know how you lied and said you’d actually bring something to the party this time? FUCKING DO IT. Did someone else bring a pasta salad?