Sweet Corn Vinaigrette Pasta Salad
In a large pot cook the pasta in salted water according to the package directions. Right before the pasta in done cooking, throw in the frozen edamame into the hot water for 30 seconds, and then drain that shit as normal. Set it aside.
Now let's make the vinaigrette. Throw the corn kernels, yogurt, lemon juice, oil, vinegar, garlic and salt into a large blender or food processor and run until the corn is all blended up and it looks sorta smooth in there. Add the herbs and run that fucker for another 10 seconds or until they look chopped up enough for you.
Put the drain pasta and edamame in a large bowl along with the red onion and cherry tomatoes. Pour over the vinaigrette and mix until all the noodles look covered. Toss in the green onions and some pepper to taste then let that shit chill for at least an hour before tossing and serving.
Frozen Banana Pops
Frozen bananas make you feel like you’re at the boardwalk even if you’re just standing in front of an oscillating fan in your apartment. USE YOUR IMAGINATION BITCH. Make some of these with the kids, they love that shit.
Stone Fruit Smash
Don’t let summer slip by without sipping on this refreshing sonuvabitch. Plums, plucots, pluots, use whatthefuckever you can find. LEVEL UP YOUR LIBATIONS.
Spiked Citrus Iced Tea
NO SHIT IT'S HOT, IT'S FUCKING SUMMER. Pull yourself together, go find some shade, and kick back with spiked citrus iced tea.
Roasted Red Pepper Sauce w/ Roasted Potatoes
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