Recipes
Blueberry Almond Muffins
Why have a bowl of sugar and milk in the morning when you can have a motherfuckin muffin? In less than an hour you can have these antioxidant packed breakfast boys in your gut. MAKE A BREAKFAST WORTH WAKING UP FOR.
Quick Pickled Red Onions
These tangy sons of bitches add a crunch to any salad, sandwich, or try em in a taco. Plus the pink makes even the most basic dishes look elevated as hell. Easy, tasty, instagrammable.
Creamy Herb Salad Dressing
A creamy, easy as hell salad dressing that comes together faster than your roommate can wash the lettuce.
Skillet Tempeh Pasta
Have you ever seen the living nightmare mascot for Hamburger Helper? That shit is terrifying. But ya know what's worse than that?
Clean Out The Fridge Pasta
Got some less-than-fresh veggies taking up valuable real estate in your fridge? Don’t toss them in the trash, roast those bitches. Just because something’s old doesn’t mean it’s worthless so CALL YOUR GRANDPARENTS.
Homemade Spaghettios
You can still eat like a kid because NOSTALGIA ISN'T JUST FOR SHITTY MUSIC