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Alfredo should NEVER be bought. This is prob the easiest, simplest, and classiest sauce to make at home. It's usually got a shitload of fat tho, which is just unnecessary especially if you're pourin it over carbs.

Meet pesto's cousin that spent a semester abroad, chimichurri. This is the kinda shit you wanna serve just so you can say "with a chimichurri sauce" and you sound fancy af. NOW GO IMPRESS SOMEONE USING THE POWER OF SAUCE.

Bread baskets have long gone out of style in restaurants, but we’ll be damned if we let anyone besmirch the good name of dinner rolls.

You’re not still fucking with some mayo-soaked pasta salad, right? Because that shit always gets left in the sun for the wasps. Fuck all that. Whip up a bowl of these next level noodles and start spring with SOME GODDAMN RESPECT FOR YOURSELF. 

Don't wait for some rando to roll thru in musical van so that you can get an ice cream sandwich. 

Spread some of this goodness on your next sandwich. It’s fucking delicious. And it lets you double up on your protein sources and cut down on the fat. Shit, don’t limit yourself to just sammies.

Biscotti is an excellent excuse to have another cup of coffee. 

Summer is winding down but there’s still some sweet produce left out there. Go grab some goddamn nectarines and make this pasta while you still can, before all-pumpkin-everything season starts.