Cranberry Pecan Cookies with Ginger
Warm your oven up to 350°F and grab 2 cookie sheets and grease them or lay down some parchment paper.
Grab a medium bowl and whisk together the flour, oats, baking soda, baking powder, cinnamon, and salt. In a large separate bowl, stir together the oil, sugars, milk, vanilla extract, and flax seeds until it’s all thick like gravy. Now add the bowl of the dry mix into the wet and stir them together until you got a dough going. It’s a little crumbly but the cookies will hold together, promise.
Just before the mixture is completely combined, gently fold in the pecans, dried cranberries, and crystalized ginger, if you opted for it. Stir just enough to get that all shit mixed in BUT don’t over mix and make the cookies shitty and needlessly dense. You’re too close to being done to fuck things up now.
For each cookie, use your hands to form a ball about the size of a golf ball, and then flatten it a little for a cookie shape. Ya know. You get it. Place them on the prepared cookie sheet and bake for 12 to 15 minutes, or until the bottoms are a little golden. Let them cool on the baking sheet for 5 minutes then transfer them to a cooling rack. Eat them whenever the fuck you want.
Will last about 5 days covered at room temperature but get real—you’re eating all them long before that.
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