If you’ve got some time to sneak into the kitchen this weekend, this pistachio custard we’re sharing is truly magic. Just remember that puddings need time to cool so you might wanna make this ASAP because the cravings will hit soon.
Alfredo should NEVER be bought. This is prob the easiest, simplest, and classiest sauce to make at home. It's usually got a shitload of fat tho, which is just unnecessary especially if you're pourin it over carbs.
Don't wait for some rando to roll thru in musical van so that you can get an ice cream sandwich.
Bread baskets have long gone out of style in restaurants, but we’ll be damned if we let anyone besmirch the good name of dinner rolls.
How the fuck is Nature’s Valley still putting crumbs in bags and selling them as breakfast bars? Shit is disrespectful and a dry sponge would taste better than those crumb catastrophes. NOT OUR BARS.
You can still eat like a kid because NOSTALGIA ISN'T JUST FOR SHITTY MUSIC
Everything is exhausting right now but chin up bitches bc COOKIES. These citrus poppy seed cookies are a refreshing summer snack for beating the heat or trying to ignore the headlines.
Y’all ever fuck around and wrap some food with twine? Can’t explain why but somehow it just makes food taste better. Someone fund the science behind this please.
