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If you’ve gone all summer without drinking a single slushie, take the rest of the day off and whip up this refreshing motherfucker right here.

The star of this week’s show is the avocado. We know that mf always costs extra, especially right now, so we came up with this salsa as a way to stretch your avocadollars. It’s not a crypto coin but maybe it should be?

This recipe is an ensemble with our Fall Spiced Maple Syrup and slightly complicated but oh so yummy Fallah Bread.

Think all green dips must be guacamole?

Sweet potato jerky is some easy shit to make, the fiber helps regulate your pup’s digestive system, and it’s not fucking expensive. Plus they love it.

We love summer pies but some days are truly too fucking hot to bake. Enter our Peach Pie Smoothie. It’s loaded with belly-filling fiber, protein, and all the bells and whistles of peach pie without the oven, or extra calories.

Starting to feel like ninety one thousand damn degrees outside? We got you. Chill the fuck out with a big ass cup of this tropical treat. All you need are five fucking ingredients and a blender.

A creamy, easy as hell salad dressing that comes together faster than your roommate can wash the lettuce.