Recipes

If you’ve got some time to sneak into the kitchen this weekend, this pistachio custard we’re sharing is truly magic. Just remember that puddings need time to cool so you might wanna make this ASAP because the cravings will hit soon.

Biscotti is an excellent excuse to have another cup of coffee. 

Frozen bananas make you feel like you’re at the boardwalk even if you’re just standing in front of an oscillating fan in your apartment. USE YOUR IMAGINATION BITCH. Make some of these with the kids, they love that shit. 

A creamy, easy as hell salad dressing that comes together faster than your roommate can wash the lettuce.

You mean to tell me there’s some motherfucker that builds toys in his house on a sheet of ice all year then delivers them in one night and you’re just gonna fucking offer him store-bought cookies?

Don’t waste another Fall by settling for some lesser seasonal treat. That overhyped bullshit distracts from the real fucking reason for the season: DESSERT. Bake these bitches up and you’ll realize pumpkin is better chewed, not sipped.