Mixed Berry Summersicles
This summer weather isn’t waiting on the ice cream truck to start making the rounds. But before you start pulling out your cash and that dusty ass fan from last year, whip up a batch of these sweet sons of bitches to help you keep your cool.
First grab whateverthefuck you’re using as molds and the sticks. These can be legit popsicle molds or small plastic cups, like if you got a couple little solo cups that shit would work.
In a big container mix together the yogurt, orange juice, and vanilla. If your yogurt is kinda lumpy, in the not super expired way, just whisk it together or use an immersion blender to smooth out the chunks. Pour 1 cup of that in the base of all your molds. Then in a blender or food processor put ¾ cup of the remaining yogurt mix, the strawberries, and orange juice and run it until it’s smooth. Pour that evenly right on top of all the yogurt in your molds. One last thing, use the same blender (no need to rinse it or anything so just calm the fuck down) and add the remaining ¾ cup of yogurt, blueberries, and orange juice. Again, run that until it smooth and pour that shit in all the molds. Stick in your sticks ¾ of the way through the mix and freezer those motherfuckers for a few hours or until they’re frozen. Don’t overthink this.
For the lazy: For those of you who could give 2 shits about layers and just came for a goddamn popsicle, throw all the yogurt, ½ cup of orange juice, vanilla, and all the berries in the blender together and run that shit until it looks like a smoothie and then finish making the pops. Tastes awesome but looks slightly less impressive. If anyone says shit about your oddly colored solo cup-sicle, just slap the popsicle outta their fucking hand. Haters don’t deserve dessert.