Recipes

Stop fucking around with canned sodium soup that's tryna pass itself off as chili. You deserve something heartier, packed with protein, and full of fiber that's affordable.

Frozen bananas make you feel like you’re at the boardwalk even if you’re just standing in front of an oscillating fan in your apartment. USE YOUR IMAGINATION BITCH. Make some of these with the kids, they love that shit. 

Enchiladas are really just wet burrito casserole. A classic recipe from our first cookbook and reader fav. This shit is simple, filling, and makes for killer leftovers. 

This recipe is from our homies Robby and Cyrus' new book Mastering Diabetes s

Repurposing Thanksgiving leftovers in a sandwich is so damn predictable. When you're cramming cold chaos between a couple slices of bread just to eat over the kitchen sink, you've given up.

Have you ever seen the living nightmare mascot for Hamburger Helper? That shit is terrifying. But ya know what's worse than that?

STOP SALIVATING AND GET TO BAKING 

It's that time of year when it's pumpkin spiced everything but you need somethin heartier than a goddamn latte.