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Grilled Veggie Couscous Salad
Tired of the same old mayo-mess of pasta salad spoiling in the summer sun? Ditch that cream colored bullshit and get with this fiber rich son of a bitch.
Winter Vegetable Stir Fry
Today marks the beginning of the Lunar New Year, so what the hell are you cooking up?
Black Sesame Cold Noodles with Spring Veggies
SWEET TAP DANCING MOSES WHY IS IT SO HOT IN MAY? EARTH, YOU OKAY BUDDY? Keep your core temp down this unusually warm-as-balls spring with a bowl of our cold sesame noodles.
Winter Squash Dinner Rolls
Bread baskets have long gone out of style in restaurants, but we’ll be damned if we let anyone besmirch the good name of dinner rolls.
Winter Vegetable Hominy Hash en Croute
Once a year people do this weird thing and get all fucking jazzed about eating a big ass bird that looks like a poor-man’s peacock. If turkey really tasted that good then everyone would be cooking those fuckers year round.
Winter Mac with Sweet Potatoes, Buffalo Breadcrumbs, and Creamy Dill Sauce
Clean Out The Fridge Pasta
Got some less-than-fresh veggies taking up valuable real estate in your fridge? Don’t toss them in the trash, roast those bitches. Just because something’s old doesn’t mean it’s worthless so CALL YOUR GRANDPARENTS.