Strawberry Lime Margaritas
this drink’s got whole fruit and citrus so if anyone gives you shit for drinkin more than one or seven just tell ‘em you’re getting your fiber
Toss the strawberries, lime, orange juice, and water into a blender and let that run until everything looks chopped the fuck up. Throw in the tequila, sweetener, and ice. Use 2 cups if you used frozen strawberries, 4 cups if you used fresh. Run the blender again until it looks smooth and well… like a motherfucking margarita. Serve right away with some salt around the rim if you’re into it.
* If you’re using really ripe fresh strawberries you might not need this. Your call though.
Butternut Squash Chili Cheese Dip
CHILI VS. QUESO BATTLE IT OUT IN A GODDAMN DELICIOUS DUEL WHERE THE ONLY WINNER IS YOU
Butternut Squash Queso
Since you’re probably eating nachos for the big game, sideline the questionable cheese-like product and sub-in our butternut squash queso for a touchdown… or home run… or whatever the fuck sports pun you think is appropriate. Go sports!